"Barack Obama is not a messiah. He's a man, nothing more. Despite what so many of his supporters believe, he puts his pants on one leg at a time.
(Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar: "All your followers are blind!")
"And if he's elected president, it will be recorded that he does have a middle name – unless of course, politically correct liberals write the history books.
"That really would be darkness on the land, Who knows what other lies they would perpetrate and foist upon us.