Friday, October 10, 2008

Maybe they will give Obama a 50 electoral vote head start!

"Conservatives define affirmative action as helping everyone to be exposed to new opportunities, horizons and dreams through equality of opportunity. Liberals, on the other hand, define affirmative action as helping certain groups obtain a myriad of benefits whether they deserve, are qualified or should have those benefits in the first place, through equality of results.

"To put it another way; conservatives seek to provide you with the basketball and the hoop and liberals make sure you make the shot, conservatives give you the bat and liberals give you the hit, conservatives give you dating pointers and liberals guarantee you will have a date to remember. Conservatives teach you how to fish and liberals give you free fish as long as you vote for them and kiss their feet."