Barack Obama is my inspiration, says lost brother

"George Hussein Obama, 26, was discovered this week living in a shack on the outskirts of the Kenyan capital Nairobi. He told The Daily Telegraph that although he had hardly spoken to his half-brother, the Democratic candidate's book Dreams Of My Father was providing the inspiration to lift himself out of poverty.

"'When you have a brother who wants to be the number one most important person in the world, it obviously gives you a lot of inspiration,' Mr Obama, 26, said at his corrugated tin shack in a Nairobi slum."

Barack, help a brother out.

Part One: The Email That Started It All

"There are so many things wrong with Dick's email, but in my reply I followed my instincts and tackled him from the perspective of the issues most important at this point in the election, and about which Obama hasn't a leg to stand on. No need to dilute my argument with tangential forays into social or religious issues. Our national sovereignty and security is under siege by domestic and international socialist forces - legions of welfare-minded masses led by socialist political elites. That is where I launched my counter-attack."

Obama Team sends Secret Service agents to intimidate voter on her doorstep

Knock, knock,

Who’s there?

Tick-a

Tick-a who?
Tick-a me off and I take-a your freedom

"The next day, Oct 2^nd, this young unsuspecting housewife found two individuals at her door posing as Secret Service agents sent because of her ‘rude’ remarks during a campaign worker’s call. Let’s be honest, the Secret Service has better things to do than play the ‘polite police’. Aside from Jessica’s perceived rudeness, does ‘bad tone’ now fall under the jurisdiction of the Secret Service? Couldn’t the local cops handle bad behavior if there was any? Truly, this wasn’t about her manners. This was the vengeance of a bitter campaign worker disgusted that Jessica had the audacity to know Obama’s history of voting four times against the Infant Born Alive Act in Illinois, and even worse, Jessica having the freedom to speak of it."

and

"The visit of these Secret Service agents, if they really were such, was started as an intimidation tactic by someone in the Obama campaign who wanted to silence Jessica’s opposition. Jessica wisely noted it was doubtful a phone bank volunteer had the clout to call in the Secret Service. It was likely someone from ‘higher’ up in the campaign. Frightening, that Obama’s campaign has enough power to have the Secret Service show up in under 24 hours and intimidate anyone for saying a simple ‘no’ to Obama. More frightening, they didn’t mind misusing their power to achieve their goal. This is BEFORE he is elected; imagine what happens should he be elected. The agents even suggested that 'next time she just go along with the caller and say count me in.' The agents threatened Jessica’s reputation by insinuating they would ‘talk’ to neighbors and friends. "

and

"And the scary question we must really ask NOW is this: what does an Obama nation look like? When did it become illegal to have an opinion? Why would we ever allow someone to take our ability to express our opinions without warfare? Too many have fought for our freedoms, and this is one thing we should fight to the death to ensure. We sure shouldn’t let some overbearing Obama supporter banish us from expressing ourselves in our own cars on our private cell phones. If we haven’t the freedom of thought, speech, and expression – what freedom do we have? "

As I said above, I'm waiting for my "cease & desist" letter.

More Bogus Obama Donors Uncovered

"Following disclosures by Newsmax of questionable donations to Barack Obama’s presidential campaign, CBS News has uncovered two donors who have given a total of $7,722 using fake names.

"Fake, that is, unless you believe that Dahsudhu Hdusahfd of Df, Hawaii, and Uadhshgu Hduadh of Dhff, Fla., are legitimate monikers."

Barack Obama's 'lost' brother found in Kenya

"According to Italy's Vanity Fair his two metre by three metre shack is decorated with football posters of the Italian football giants AC Milan and Inter, as well as a calendar showing exotic beaches of the world."