Tuesday, April 7, 2009

FOUND !! Barack Obama's Severe Consequences For North Korea

President Obama's Severe Consequences for North Korea
  • A nasty letter from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. To make the punishment even more severe the letter will be placed in their permanent record.
  • The entire country of North Korea will be forced to go to bed without dinner. Wait most of them already do.
  • Fire Kim Jong-il. The president gets that power from the same place in the Constitution that allows him to fire the head of GM.
  • No Nintendo for a week.
  • Force North Korea to take Tarp funds that it doesn't need, and don't allow them to return it. That way he can control them anyway he wants, just like the banks.
  • Send Nancy Pelosi to visit North Korea for a month. If that doesn't scare them straight, nothing will.
  • Take away their Congressional Earmarks. Apparently John Murtha thinks that North Korea is part of his district.