This is offensive but it must be said

"Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, other actors and actresses, having more money than grey matter, have been willing participants in a film clip pledging to be of service to their messiah, Marxist AKA. Unfortunately, this piece of trash has been shown to children in classrooms around the country, complete with the remarks about not flushing the toilet after urinating, only after defecating! Human depravity is truly a steady state among the Godless! Good reason to question Marxist AKA's proposed presentation!"

I pledge to change my bathroom habits because Obama is president?

In the words of Astronaut Taylor from the original Planet of the Apes: "IT'S A MADHOUSE!"