Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Why Obama is like Coca-Cola

Obama is like Coca-Cola:
  • He has color
  • He can be cold (even ice cold -- consider his opposition to the Born Alive Infant Protection Act)
  • He is packaged very well
  • He has fizz
  • He can keep you awake (caffeine)
  • He can be addicting
  • He has taste
  • He is marketed very well all over the world
  • He once had cocaine
  • He has no substance